DX - WUSHU - SEMINAR

Mon, 14 May 2007 17:32:53 GMT

Weng Wneg! Better than the dancing Indian guy!

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 17:06:38 GMT

Friday, April 13, 2007

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:36:17 GMT

Friday, March 16, 2007

Fri, 16 Mar 2007 22:26:46 GMT

HAWT

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:19:49 GMT

Ok - i think i just busted a nut or two...

FREE FALL

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 21:17:19 GMT

Ever wonder what it would be like to skydive and not have your chute open? Ever wonder what it would be like to free fall 12,000 ft traveling at almost 80 miles and hour and hit the ground and live?!?

Check this sheit out...

"World exclusive skydiver video... watch the incredible footage here! Shown here - and ONLY here - for the first time online is the amazing video from the helmet camera of British skydiver Michael Holmes. It shows him plummeting 12,000ft to earth after both his parachutes failed, saying goodbye to the world... and hitting the ground with a sickening thud at 80mph. Michael's friend, who jumped from the same plane, also filmed the whole event. He found his pal bleeding and unconscious - but alive. Now watch the incredible footage... "

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/mos/skydiver.html?in_article_id=435694&in_page_id=1990&in_a_source=

Blood Valentines

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 21:16:55 GMT

Hmmmm with valentines like these no wonder why I'm single...

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/very-star-wars.php?page=1

Ahhhhhh yeah romantic aren't I??? Now go make me a sandwhich!!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 19:29:22 GMT

DA BEARS!!!!!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:49:04 GMT

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffeti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

And the winners are:

coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs.

flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk.

willy-nilly, adj. impotent.

negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

lymph, v. to walk with a lisp.

gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash.

flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline.

testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam.

rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist.

oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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